Christ ‘categorically denies’ speaking to Lutheran-college administrator

by thecodepounder on January 5, 2010 at 12:34pm

ELKHART, IN—Jesus Christ insisted to reporters Monday that He has “absolutely never spoken” to Philip Burkett, rejecting the 48-year-old Lutheran-college administrator’s claim of having “a close, personal relationship” with the prominent savior.

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