Supreme Court narrowly upholds Bill of Rights

User  by thecodepounder Date Arrow  November 14, 2008 at 9:39am

The Onion (hey, come on, it is “America’s finest news source”):

The Supreme Court’s latest decision comes on the heels of last month’s 6-3 ruling to abolish the pursuit of happiness from the three inalienable rights guaranteed by the Declaration of Independence.

Damn!

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